February 2012
51 posts
“Everything keeps on going or it stops. But you know when you’re happy.”
– Leonard Cohen (via grahamwright)
Relevant to my current interests.
Slow, Sloppy and Brilliant: Tracklist →
killtheoldgods:
“Morrissey comes up with great song titles, but unfortunately he sometimes forgets to write the song afterward.” - Elvis Costello
1. Fiberoptic Unicorn Discovers Eternity
2. Let’s Go Get In Trouble Somewhere
3. Internally Greatful, Eternally Hateful
4. What the Cliff…
Episode 13: Louis Sinks the Sub
--------: 5:03 PM
--------: RickDickens77 is now online
RickDickens77: Lou
LouisTheCat: hey rick you made it
RickDickens77: Yup we made it
RickDickens77: Got to the hotel, started to unpack
RickDickens77: And guess what we found
LouisTheCat: what
RickDickens77: SHUT UP
RickDickens77: YOU KNOW WHAT WE FOUND
LouisTheCat: lol yeah
LouisTheCat: youre welcome
RickDickens77: I didn't thank you
RickDickens77: I'm pretty steamed this time Lou
LouisTheCat: woah woah woah
LouisTheCat: thats no way to react to a thoughtful gift
RickDickens77: We can probably get the clothes washed
RickDickens77: But the luggage is ruined.
LouisTheCat: well pardon me for trying to give you something to remember me by
RickDickens77: Urine? Really?
LouisTheCat: what else do i have rick
LouisTheCat: its not like i know how to take and print a photo
LouisTheCat: actually thats not true i probably could have figured that out
RickDickens77: You are a tremendous jerk.
LouisTheCat: my bad
LouisTheCat: but think about this rick
LouisTheCat: when you packed that bag
LouisTheCat: how long were you away from it between packing it and zipping it up
RickDickens77: I don't know, a minute maybe.
LouisTheCat: i dont know what that means but it wasnt very long
LouisTheCat: and did you smell it
RickDickens77: Of course not, I would have done something.
LouisTheCat: exactly
RickDickens77: What's your point
LouisTheCat: think about the effort in timing that right
LouisTheCat: it takes research rick
LouisTheCat: i had to know exactly when to sneak in there
LouisTheCat: do the business
LouisTheCat: and get out
RickDickens77: Am I supposed to appreciate that?
RickDickens77: Am I supposed to go OH THANKS FOR TRYING SO HARD TO PEE ON MY CLOTHES LOU
LouisTheCat: if you had a tiny shred of a soul maybe
RickDickens77: Guess I don't then, because I'm just not seeing the upside.
LouisTheCat: you disappoint me rick
RickDickens77: YOU disappoint ME.
RickDickens77: Emily's bag is a disaster too
RickDickens77: She didn't even bring it inside at the house!
LouisTheCat: im an artist rick
RickDickens77: You're a menace.
--------: 5:53 PM
RickDickens77: We're going to dinner. I'll deal with you later. Has Heike shown up yet?
LouisTheCat: what is a heike
RickDickens77: I told you about the cat sitter.
LouisTheCat: and i told you i didnt need a sitter
RickDickens77: I know, and yet here we are.
RickDickens77: I asked her to start tomorrow, but she was going to come by this evening to spend a little time getting to know you.
LouisTheCat: well i look forward to it
RickDickens77: Please be nice.
LouisTheCat: no seriously i cant wait
LouisTheCat: we can play some games
LouisTheCat: talk about boys
LouisTheCat: ill make us some snacks
RickDickens77: Remember she's just helping to take care of you.
LouisTheCat: taking care of me is your job
RickDickens77: It's one of my jobs, yes
RickDickens77: Unfortunately, my other job has me far away, so I can't do that job.
RickDickens77: That's why I'm paying Heike.
LouisTheCat: how much are you paying her
RickDickens77: Doesn't matter. Gotta go.
LouisTheCat: ah
LouisTheCat: silent auction
LouisTheCat: gotcha
--------: 7:45 PM
RickDickens77: How's it going Lou
RickDickens77: Lou
--------: 8:06 PM
LouisTheCat: rick this lady is nuts
LouisTheCat: i dont understand a word she says
RickDickens77: Oh, yeah- she's German so she might sound funny to you
LouisTheCat: this isnt funny its terrifying
LouisTheCat: and wtf is german
RickDickens77: From Germany. The country.
RickDickens77: She knows English, she just probably doesn't think it matters to you.
LouisTheCat: it matters
LouisTheCat: i got this nutbag running around my house
LouisTheCat: chasing me with a feather on a stick
LouisTheCat: going bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap like its words but its not words rick
LouisTheCat: its not words at all
RickDickens77: It's just a different language. Try to hang out with her, she wants to play.
--------: 8:48 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
--------: 9:06 PM
RickDickens77: What's up
RickDickens77: I'm getting ready for bed
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: i think heike is dead rick
RickDickens77: What?
LouisTheCat: rick shes dead
LouisTheCat: its awful rick
LouisTheCat: shes not moving in there
RickDickens77: Woah, woah, woah
RickDickens77: slow down and tell me what happened
RickDickens77: I can call for help.
LouisTheCat: ok so i was in the pantry right
LouisTheCat: showing heike where the treats are
LouisTheCat: and shes all bap bap bap bap bap bap bap
LouisTheCat: i dont know
LouisTheCat: like baby talk or something
RickDickens77: Get to the part where she dies, please.
LouisTheCat: so im like ok lets find some common ground right
LouisTheCat: so i try playing that game you like
RickDickens77: Catch The Giant Breakable Thing?
RickDickens77: I hate that game.
LouisTheCat: then why do you keep playing
RickDickens77: Think about my choices, Lou.
RickDickens77: anyway, go
RickDickens77: what happened.
LouisTheCat: well she sucks at it
LouisTheCat: thats what happened
RickDickens77: Ugh.
RickDickens77: I'm calling 911
LouisTheCat: wait
LouisTheCat: i hear her
LouisTheCat: yeah shes talking
LouisTheCat: hang on
RickDickens77: Is she ok?
LouisTheCat: i dont know that she was ever ok rick
LouisTheCat: she seems the same as before if thats what you mean
RickDickens77: Ok I'm calling her
LouisTheCat: well now i dont think thats quite necessary
RickDickens77: Too late, it's ringing.
LouisTheCat: she left already you dont need to do that
RickDickens77: I just want to make sure she's ok.
LouisTheCat: shes driving away i can see her
RickDickens77: Quiet.
--------: 9:28 PM
RickDickens77: Ok, so guess what, you got your wish.
LouisTheCat: i didnt want this rick
RickDickens77: No sitter? That's not what you wanted?
LouisTheCat: ok so technically i wanted that
RickDickens77: Yeah. Well you got it.
RickDickens77: You should be ashamed of yourself.
LouisTheCat: i was just playing a game rick
RickDickens77: Several games, it sounds like.
RickDickens77: Shred The Purse.
RickDickens77: Pee On The Shoes And Coat, always a classic.
RickDickens77: Ride The Hair, that's new!
LouisTheCat: its the curls
LouisTheCat: irresistible
RickDickens77: So I'm stuck paying for a purse, a coat, a pair of shoes, a trip to the hair salon and probably an ER bill
RickDickens77: And she didn't want to go into this one, but I'm also buying her a new bra.
LouisTheCat: we had a moment
RickDickens77: Apparently.
LouisTheCat: did she mention the umbrella
RickDickens77: She did not.
LouisTheCat: give it time
RickDickens77: Needless to say, I am annoyed.
LouisTheCat: im sorry rick
RickDickens77: No you're not.
RickDickens77: We'll discuss it when I get home. I'm going to bed.
LouisTheCat: seems early
RickDickens77: Emily wants me to get off the computer, and I don't intend to explain time zones to you.
LouisTheCat: oh i get it
LouisTheCat: adult time
LouisTheCat: hey why does she get to go with you and i dont
RickDickens77: Tell you what, I'm going to go to sleep now, and you can spend the rest of my trip figuring that out for yourself.
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: im lonely
--------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
ideas for apps
Is The Straightening Iron Still On Even Though You’ve Been At Work For Four Hours? (requires GPS)
Sub out crappy (or no) ‘on hold’ music for something from the music library on your phone. System setting is for “No Scrubs” by TLC.
Cats At Home Cam, a la Angela on The Office.
What time is it at the grave sites of various famous people?
Can I get a developer!
Fun Fact From the City Clerk: There is no law against marriage between two cousins in New York State.
Watchsam:
New Siri Ad - Roadtrip
Damn you Apple and your feelings!
LIKE A PUNCH IN THE FACE OF MY SOUL.
BUT ACTUALLY - THAT CAR! THAT ADVENTURE! THAT MUCH FREE TIME!
http://nkwiatek.com/ →
Listening to The National’s version of “Twenty Miles To NH” while visiting this website makes me long for the most primitive of winamp animations that would always line up to the sonnnnng you were listening to and it was the coolest when you were in grade seven and computers were still new to you. I approve of this website.
CHROME
BAGS.
MIGHT BUY ONE INSTEAD OF BOOTS WITH MY TAX RETURN. My Herschel bag is a piece of garbage and I am sick of everything getting wet and having smelly yoga clothes stuck in there every time the zipper gets stuck.
CHROMES - DO YOU HAVE ONE? DO YOU LOVE IT?
the covers mixtape xxxiv | captain obvious →
towerofsleep:
jennilee:
SIDE A 1. The National - Twenty Miles To NH Part 2 (The Philistines Jr. Cover) 2. Nightlands - Til I Die (The Beach Boys Cover) 3. Lia Ices - Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd Cover) 4. Small Sur - Fall Skull (Little Wings Cover) 5. Wye Oak - Strangers (The Kinks Cover) 6. St. Vincent - Never Tear Us Apart (INXS Cover) 7. Youth Lagoon - Goodbye Again (John Denver...
WatchThe Dark Secret Behind Quirky Romantic Comedies, shot at the Annie Hall Memorial State Home for Manic Pixie Dreamgirls.
“She’s such a free spirit. She listens to The Smiths.” “They all listen to The Smiths, sir.”
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THINGS I DID TODAY
yoga
thrift bought pants
and a great silk shirt for work
made lunches for all next week
made granola for breakfasts for all next week
scrubbed the stove, even the little silver things that go around each element
THINGS I WOULD HAVE RATHER DONE
played guitar
all day
DREAMS
a razor blade and gun wielding maniac some how traps me and others, including mall security, in an underground complex under a shopping centre. I alone witness him commit a dis-assembly on a maintenance worker with aforementioned razor before narrowly escaping death to find help. I find mall security and as we are trying to get out of this mazey complex, we happen upon a gym full of people, who...
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"Hi Jesse Ann (spelling?)"
You replied to my email.
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This woman (I won’t even say ‘girl’, although if that is a photo of her, is she even 18?) writes like an idiot and probably doesn’t have a great grasp on what actual reality is.
I pay my bills and can dress myself and have a yoga membership as well as donate to non-profit organizations, get myself a bus pass and pay off student debt while having and acquiring tattoos. I am...
Ira Glass is on Savage Love. →