December 2008
24 posts
Death Cab For Cutie - Christmas (Baby Please Come... →
Dedicated to Christmas 2007.
The only reason this song isn’t making me cry is because I’m alone on Christmas eve drinking a bottle of baby duck. Thats the saddest.
DATING
a) What size tshirt you wear and, if it is the same or a close enough size to my own, what caliber of band/awesome tshirts you own. Your willingness to lend me said shirts and, on occasion, think its cute when people notice that I have raided your closet, count for bonus points.
b) Exactly how many soap operas and game shows your mother watched regularly while raising you and which mid-80’s...
LOLCATBIBLE →
Pardon me if I’m getting on this later than all of you or something, but if you haven’t seen this yet, be prepared to spend your snow day laughing your ass off.
Also, fuck you guys for getting a snow day.
WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME →
3. “Mrs. Claus I Wanna Fuck You”
Sean Avery needs to get over it. →
Last night I became involved in a conversation about what one would title a post-break up/cheer up mix cd for Sean Avery. My top pick was ‘Popular Mechanics for Getting Over That Bitch”.
WTF →
To anyone who called me a friend when I moved from Vancouver to Winnipeg, I beg you to explain to me why you didn’t hold me down and beat me senseless for wanting to come here.
OLD NEWS! →
I fucking told you so.
Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates
dustinjohnbromley:
blownspeakers:
jakemadison:
“What do you get the person who has everything—except adequate health insurance? Planned Parenthood locations in certain states (Indiana, Illinois, Texas, etc.,) are now offering gift certificates in $25 increments.
PP offers crucial women’s health services, including breast exams, pap smears, contraception and education about STD’s &...
The CBC had never lied to me before this... →
FALSE, CBC.
Don't be a pri...uh...Madonna. →
I feel smarter already.
Recession? →
Triple ply toilet paper will actually serve as a form of currency by 2010.
Monday! →
Its what the URL says it is. →
Twatter →
dustinjohnbromley:
(via chalkedup)
Bah, I wanted to get ot this first. Glad to see that you’re being productive today Dustin, wine-over and all.