December 2008
24 posts
Death Cab For Cutie - Christmas (Baby Please Come... →
Dedicated to Christmas 2007.  The only reason this song isn’t making me cry is because I’m alone on Christmas eve drinking a bottle of baby duck. Thats the saddest.
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
ListenThank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another...
Dec 18th
DATING
a) What size tshirt you wear and, if it is the same or a close enough size to my own, what caliber of band/awesome tshirts you own. Your willingness to lend me said shirts and, on occasion, think its cute when people notice that I have raided your closet, count for bonus points. b) Exactly how many soap operas and game shows your mother watched regularly while raising you and which mid-80’s...
Dec 18th
LOLCATBIBLE →
Pardon me if I’m getting on this later than all of you or something, but if you haven’t seen this yet, be prepared to spend your snow day laughing your ass off. Also, fuck you guys for getting a snow day.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME →
3. “Mrs. Claus I Wanna Fuck You”
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Sean Avery needs to get over it. →
Last night I became involved in a conversation about what one would title a post-break up/cheer up mix cd for Sean Avery. My top pick was ‘Popular Mechanics for Getting Over That Bitch”.
Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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WTF →
To anyone who called me a friend when I moved from Vancouver to Winnipeg, I beg you to explain to me why you didn’t hold me down and beat me senseless for wanting to come here.
Dec 11th
OLD NEWS! →
I fucking told you so.
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates
dustinjohnbromley: blownspeakers: jakemadison: “What do you get the person who has everything—except adequate health insurance? Planned Parenthood locations in certain states (Indiana, Illinois, Texas, etc.,) are now offering gift certificates in $25 increments. PP offers crucial women’s health services, including breast exams, pap smears, contraception and education about STD’s &...
Dec 10th
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The CBC had never lied to me before this... →
FALSE, CBC.
Dec 10th
Don't be a pri...uh...Madonna. →
I feel smarter already.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
Recession? →
Triple ply toilet paper will actually serve as a form of currency by 2010.
Dec 9th
Monday! →
Dec 8th
Its what the URL says it is. →
Dec 4th
Twatter →
dustinjohnbromley: (via chalkedup) Bah, I wanted to get ot this first. Glad to see that you’re being productive today Dustin, wine-over and all.
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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